Dedicated to uncharming men who think they're charming.

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If it is just you speaking
That's a monologue

Also, I just saved you in my phone as "Don't Answer. Creepy Pickup Guy"

Creepy pickup guy:

"You could learn so much from me!"

Not a sexy line

Just when you thought it was safe to have a pleasant lunch...

Car alarm outside

You're beginning to damage

My calm. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Courtesy, Professionalism and Blocking Traffic Instead of Pulling Over Like a Normal Person

I'm NYPD!

Surely all these traffic laws

Don't apply to me.

Many of my friends have more insightful commentary on this issue. I will stick with this.

Mr. Rush Limbaugh:

you can kiss my birth-controlled

fine feminist ass.

Ode to Mr ZoomyPants at the Gas Station

Careless Dodge Neon

Other cars are driving, too

Please do not hit us.

To Mr. Jumping the Gun In the Right Turn Lane

Calm yourself down, sir

I am turning as we speak

There's no need to honk.